Uranian and Neptunian Catch of the day

" Good evening, everyone. May I have your attention, please.", P faced the human crowds and held his neuralyzer and Raybans. " This is a standard issue biomechanical transmitting device called the "Neuralyzer". Please look at the......"

" Hey, P!! We found him!!", Agent UR shouted happily. It was an extraterrestrial which terrorized the streets of New York. The MIB agents had a difficulty chasing this creature. Until, the Methane Boys easily caught this weird amphibian creature.

" It's Mikey Junior!!", the Neptunian smiled and tickled the suspect. " Don't you like tickles?"

" SQUARKO!!", the alien cried as he was unhappy to be upside down.

" Boys, I'm in the middle of this Neuralyzation. Will you please go somewhere else and apprehend him?!", P said angrily. " I'm getting distracted with your foolishness!"

" Sorry, We're  just so excited to play with him!!", the Uranian answered and giggled. "We caught him like you said so."

" Yeah. Don't worry, we'll take him from here.", his Neptunian laughed and turned his attention to Mikey Jr. " Come on, Junior. Let's go!!"

" SQUUUUAAAAARRRRRKKKKOOOO!!!", Mikey Jr. cried again.

The flash had been seen. The crowd remained speechless as they stared the black suited Earth-Human in front of them.

" Okay, You didn't see aliens like a Uranian, Neptunian and amphibian/reptile specimen. There's no such things as aliens like them. They're just boys who like to play with that mechanical animal for their trial. Thank you for your time."

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Another Humorous MIBxPM/SSAF short story

Thanks to the ff:
Planetary Moe by ROSEL-D
Men in Black by Lowell Cunningham and Barry Sonnenfeld


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